I mean these lovingly
- •Is Our Bacon Obsession Problematic?The most meme-inducing American food is taboo through every non Christian religion. Coincidence? Probably. But someone could really write a piece convincingly and get bacon clicks, outrage clicks, whatever.
- •Are Almonds Kosher?If they take up water etc. Is Kosher about morality or just the letter of the law? Freebie for Jewish angst cliques and the smugly Jewishly-knowing
- •Can I Be Done With The Ares-Poetica That Is Kanye West?I'm fatigued, public opinion! I like music and he hasn't had a musical album out since 2012!
- •We Should All Be Communists, Or, At Least, Can I Have $50?How personal anxiety of millennials gets projected out to social posturing. (This is something I do a ton: I would betray all my morals and opinions so fast for a metaphorical hot meal)