ASSUMPTIONS

  1. Anyone who spells their name creatively is attractive and unstable
    Why yes I will swipe right Elisabath
  2. North Carolina has the highest density of stunningly beautiful girls in the world
    I went on two dates with a girl from North Carolina who was so perfect it scared me enough that I fucked it up.
  3. The strange things at a restaurant are always good
    It's a buisness! They wouldn't do this strange dish if it wasn't dope!
  4. Anyone with two or more "crazy exes" is the crazy one
    Or, at minimum, needs to take a hard look at how they operate
  5. All advice given is just a person talking to themselves in front of you
    Often valuable and helpful but be aware