BEST PARTS OF BEING SICK

  1. The significant if intermittent relief of Advil, et al.
  2. The relief of significantly reduced ambitions
  3. A chance to complain fully
  4. The gratitude you have for being mostly healthy
  5. The mandatory "good nights sleep" you always need but only now are forced to get
  6. How great it feels to recover (if I do)
  7. The joy of drama as seen above.