COMEDY IDEAS I WROTE DRUNK & NOW CAN'T DECIPHER

Same idea as @ConorTripler
  1. A stellar Donald Duck impression but, in character, Donald Duck learns an acquaintance as been in a car crash
    And the impression continues with weird pathos and nuance; like Donald Duck doesn't feel ~that~ bad and wonders if he should feel worse
  2. The Dali Lama credits his success to a hot tub
    The premise is he explains it very well and convincingly but the visual is so distracting.
  3. Yelp! for cops
    Some tone-deaf guy trying ineptly to "innovate" through police abuse
  4. Ape Cod
    A man mixes up his relaxing Cape Cod vacation for the brutal and horrifying Ape Cod. Hard to explain how funny I found this.