COW JOKES

  1. What did the pretentious cow on a first date bring up to the lady cow?
    The works of Albert Camoooooooo
  2. What did that same lady woman do for an pretty enjoyable first date the week afterwards?
    The moooooooooovies
  3. They were both captivated by the oscar winning performance of
    Julianne Moooooooooooore
  4. Eight months later they were
    Mooooooving in
  5. She was
    Over the Moooooooooooon
  6. After a bit she found herself in uncertain
    Mooooooooooods
  7. She's always wanted something
    Mooooooooooore
  8. She's thought about art school but in this economy, the point was
    Moooooooooooot
  9. Still, she was happy;
    Moooooooooooosty
  10. One day her boyfriend baked dessert
    A chocolate mooooooooouse
  11. He said he was ready for the next step; inside was a ring.
    She was mooooooooooooooved
  12. But what about this nagging feeling? She felt unanchored,
    Unmoooooooooored
  13. She wanted to postpone. Her boyfriend was
    Acomoooooodating