FAKE BOSTON SLANG I TAUGHT AN AUSTRALIAN GIRL TONIGHT

A very nice Australian girl came to my friends potluck and asked for slang she should know.
  1. We call socks "footies"
    "Which is why it's ironic it's the Red Sox."
  2. To take the train is to "surf."
    "Since we don't have waves here."
  3. We call beer "muffins" because the Irish community in Boston would make beer-bread muffins back in the day.
    This is complicated, but I asked for a mini-muffin and my friend passed me a beer. She asked what that was about, so I explained.
  4. Having sex can be called "the snake-skin shuffle" if you're an old timey weirdo
    This is when I lost her