1. Don't drink until 9:30 at the earliest
    It's a long night.
  2. No shots. If you need shots the party isn't fun.
  3. Expensive beer and cheap champagne is the best use of money.
    Titos vodka and Moscow mules are good too.
  4. Make sure you are well fed because good luck getting snacks
  5. Trying to hook up is post apocalyptic levels of depressing so just know you look fly and play it cool
  6. If you're in an urban area stay within walking distance of your place at ~all costs~
    Good luck getting an uber for less than a kidney.
  7. Play a dope New Year's Day of hanging and maybe weed and friends