FUNNY IDEAS I CAN NEVER SEEM TO GET RIGHT INTO PUBLISHABLE FORM

  1. A McCarthyesque trial of alleged haters in congress
  2. The character "Goofball Vinnie," a staple associate of my manic, hard-luck narrators
  3. Rejection letters
    I always love them (or any excuse to write insane stuff dryly) but after one or two jokes ("your promise to "find all the eggs" is both nonsensical and alarming") I run out of steam
  4. Satire of rappers
    I always go too vague or so narrowly specific as to be only funny to me