GIRLS I WOULD NEVER WANT TO DATE AND WHY

  1. Taylor Swift
    "What's wrong?" "Nothing" "Because you seem--" "I said nothing!" ---two weeks later, "Bad Manners" hits the radio.
  2. Rihanna
    My friendship with Drake would be irrevocably strained
  3. Emma Watson
    Don't get me wrong! I'm sure she's great. But I'd be constantly on edge and worrying if I'm holding her back. In the end in just a Hufflepuff and she's a Ravenclaw.
  4. Kendall Jenner
    The in-law drama would be way too surreal and distracting. Plus I'm not looking forward to the "you said ~what~ about Kourtney?" Conversations