GLASS HALF FULL: SINCERE AND OPTIMISTIC SPINS ON ALL MY PROBLEMS

  1. Being outpaced by my friends means I'm better connected and also implies a gravity of success I'll find soon enough
  2. Being a slob means I'm not materialistic or uptight and that's actually important and good too
  3. Being unsuccessful now is cool because if I was successful all I'd want to do would be to hang and chill and enjoy life like I am now so that's fair tbh
  4. I don't have all the money I want but I can't really think of anything else I truly want that I can't afford so that's cool too
  5. I don't have all the success I want but who the fuck should peak and be satisfied at 23?