GUILTY PLEASURES

  1. Lounging in bed and not even sleeping
  2. The snooze alarm
  3. Ordering something for the table when you're the only one who's gonna be 💯 on eating
  4. Doing what you want after 1.5 drinks and being sober but not wanting to waste your time being drunk for the excuse when clarity of desire is already there
  5. Being a little mean to someone who deserves it
    Throwing shade or whatnot to the rare mean rando or person who starts it
  6. Stopping for coffee when you're ready a little late for work
  7. Not picking up a phone call when you really don't want to
  8. Procrastination