HAZY GOSSIP ABOUT @BJNOVAK AMONG MY STUDENTS

Parents mention it to their kids who jumble it up to me.
  1. "He worked at an office"
    Said with vague distaste by a seven year old.
  2. "He read a book at my school it was the book with no pictures and can I have crackers?"
    Five year old
  3. "Lev's brother is older!"
    A starstruck five year old, impressed someone could be older
  4. "He went to school"
    Not the biggest takeaway
  5. "His REAL name is Jesse!"
    A student remembered a story about Jesse and corrected everyone