HOW I MET LEAH
@lgw may remember parts differently
- •A few years ago, back in the college years, my friend Jeremy asked me to visit him at umass
- •He'd visited me a ton at Tufts and I'd never been
- •So I went down with our good friend CaitlynCaitlyn is currently in Egypt, because why not
- •The three of us hung around and drank and ate and it was cool
- •I ask "where's the party at?"
- •Caitlyn mentions her good friend Kylie is going to some girls birthday party
- •"And so are we!" I say
- •We do not know this birthday girl but that doesn't stop us
- •Until we arrive, uninformed that this is a space-themed party
- •The birthday girl, drinking and belligerent in a nice shining dress, asks me who I an
- •I steal a cowboy hat from a passerby
- •"I'm a moonshiner" I say
- •She's with it.
- •Her name is Leah