HOW RICK ROSS SURVIVED

  1. Remember when Homer is a boxer?
    And his strategy is to let everyone tire themselves out hitting him? That's Rick Ross
  2. Impeccable beat selection
  3. Talk-show host skills
    He pulls great features because his featured rappers fucking shine. Any Rick Ross/ Drake or Rick Ross / Nas song is a clinic for them at their best. Rick Ross hosts excellently
  4. Lowered expectations
  5. Luck
  6. Endearing absurdity delivered sincerely