1. Well, well, well.
  2. I told you fuckers I'd make it
  3. But this isn't about me. It's about you
  4. Try to remember your humanity.
  5. Give yourself permission to be happy
  6. Follow all the hippy bullshit with the same passion that you'd otherwise put to cliche ambitions.
    Cliches are desperately, famously true! Try not to see them as stale.
  7. We're obsessed with accomplishment and rank
  8. But maybe we can put that energy elsewhere
  9. All advice is you just talking to yourself
  10. So if you really want some better advice
  11. Something unspoken in your own soul
  12. Think of what you'd say to someone else
  13. Thank you.