LAPTOP ANXIETIES

My laptop doesn't turn on 80% of the time and barely can cough to life. Almost completely broken and won't sync one last fucking external back up.my last back up was 7 weeks ago. Key updates documents are safe in email and thumb drive but still: who knows? it would be helpful to list out my anxieties
  1. 1.
    That my laptop is unsalvageable and they cannot save the data from it
  2. 2.
    AND my external hard drive got corrupted (or something) during error-filled attempts to save it tonight
  3. 3.
    I would really hate #2 to be true especially
  4. 4.
    Any comforting words or odds? Praise for the Apple Genius Gods?