MY CLICKHOLE SUBMISSION PACKET

I didn't get in. But it was awesome
  1. 1.
    ARTICLE: Fear Factor Is Coming Back And They're Making You Kill Your Dad!
  2. 2.
    ARTICLE: Think You Know The Biggest Number? Think Again.
    Pop science article that never brings up infinity. Ends with arbitrary and staggering large number at end.
  3. 3.
    BLOG: Now, More Than Ever, We Need Yelp! For Cops
    Too many tech-optimistic articles
  4. 4.
    VIDEO: Wow! Man Reunites With Child He Raised For Six Years!
    Done like those viral wildlife videos
  5. 5.
    LIST: These 17 Photos Of Single Mothers Are Both Inspiring And Sexy
  6. 6.
    VIDEO: Inspiring! Kevin James Saves Public School By Becoming MMA Fighter!
    Full video of "Here Comes The Boom" plays in low quality
  7. 7.
    VIDEO: This Dad Played The Best Birthday Prank On His 8-Year-Old Son!
    "Spider-Man is dead and you are the one who killed him."
  8. 8.
    ARTICLE: Shameful: This Family Has Never Had A Black Dad
    Maybe my favorite
  9. 9.
    LIST: Man-Spreading Alert!
    All pictures are of desperately ill homeless men sprawled out on public transit with snarky, petty captions
  10. 10.
    QUIZ: What Advertising Demographic Do You Best Represent?
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    LIST: 13 Secret Menu Items You Can Burden Fast Food Workers With
    Juxtaposing life-hacks with the added human misery produced