I didn't get in. But it was awesome
  1. ARTICLE: Fear Factor Is Coming Back And They're Making You Kill Your Dad!
  2. ARTICLE: Think You Know The Biggest Number? Think Again.
    Pop science article that never brings up infinity. Ends with arbitrary and staggering large number at end.
  3. BLOG: Now, More Than Ever, We Need Yelp! For Cops
    Too many tech-optimistic articles
  4. VIDEO: Wow! Man Reunites With Child He Raised For Six Years!
    Done like those viral wildlife videos
  5. LIST: These 17 Photos Of Single Mothers Are Both Inspiring And Sexy
  6. VIDEO: Inspiring! Kevin James Saves Public School By Becoming MMA Fighter!
    Full video of "Here Comes The Boom" plays in low quality
  7. VIDEO: This Dad Played The Best Birthday Prank On His 8-Year-Old Son!
    "Spider-Man is dead and you are the one who killed him."
  8. ARTICLE: Shameful: This Family Has Never Had A Black Dad
    Maybe my favorite
  9. LIST: Man-Spreading Alert!
    All pictures are of desperately ill homeless men sprawled out on public transit with snarky, petty captions
  10. QUIZ: What Advertising Demographic Do You Best Represent?
  11. LIST: 13 Secret Menu Items You Can Burden Fast Food Workers With
    Juxtaposing life-hacks with the added human misery produced