1. A Snickers
    Have you ever had a Snickers while hungry? It more than satisfies. It's the tastiest thing you've ever had. If you're dead on hungry it fills you. It's so amazing. It's my favorite now-and-then snack and my number-one go-to "in case of emergency" food. Fuck a granola bar. A snickers is the ultimate.
  2. An iPhone charger
    "Holy shit! How'd you know? Okay it's on my rider but I'm still so with it."
  3. Caffeinated Iced Tea
    The thinking man-child's Diet Coke
  4. Red Tootsie Roll Pop
    I'll probably be bringing one
  5. Water