OPEN LIST: THE WORLD WOULD BE A BETTER PLACE IF...

  1. All honking had an implicit "sorry!" In it rather than "fuck you."
  2. When you reached out of bed to grab something from the night stand, it drew closer to your fingertips rather than slipping further away.
    Suggested by   @evan
  3. The DMV was stocked with free mimosas and massaging chairs.
    Suggested by   @hollis