1. "I'm going to get in trouble for this, but Rocket Power was better than Hey Arnold; the mainstream media won't tell you that, but it's true.
  2. "Liberals elites will go on and on about Earl Sweatshirt, but Domo Genesis anchors Odd Future. And, as president, I'll be sure he gets the recognition he deserves. Also, Fat Trel."
  3. "We can't bow to radicals or China or whatever. Fantasy baseball leagues should use OBP instead of AVG or OPS. Jeter is better than some Chris Davis or whatever--c'mon."