1. Sucker MCs
  2. People who verbally plagiarize their opinions from The AV Club
  3. People who'd deny mainstream or simple pleasures
  4. Weirdly sexual ads for food
  5. Getting paid 40% of what my friends get because I have the audacity to be bad at math.
  6. Myself and everything I do
  7. Sweater vests.
    Suggested by @daphne