PITCH ME A MOVIE

Plot and actors. Go.
  1. Adam Sandler as Adam Sandler in a movie called Adam Sandler.
    Adam Sandler comes to terms with his identity as a comedian as he travels back in time through a wormhole into every movie he's ever done. It's like Being John Malkovich or Funny People but really good.
    Suggested by   @brockbiv
  2. Justin Timberlake & Amy Schumer road trip movie
    Suggested by   @teardropivy
  3. The love story between Fiona Apple and Paul Thomas Anderson starring Paul Dano and @zoe
    Suggested by   @sarahgorman
  4. Dark comedy starring @mindy as a high-strung socialite who hires low-level crook Danny McBride to sabotage the event of her kind and good-natured enemy, played by Allison Brie
  5. Will Ferrell plays a man who needs a kidney transplant and gets a kidney from Kevin Hart, they switch personalities freaky Friday style. it's called "you gotta be kidneying me!"
    Suggested by   @chrisgill
  6. Ben Vereen and Bill Murray buddy comedy. Must include tap dancing and spring breakers but still be classy. Bonus box office points if there is some sort of Groundhog Day scenario and they can't leave until they work together to win the big dance competition, and learn a little bit about each other in the process.
    Suggested by   @jennifergster
  7. Bill Murray gets tired of being a living meme and tries to find an apprentice. Sophia Coppola is in the background of every scene but never speaks
    Suggested by   @dcerruti
  8. A movie where Jon Hamm, Amy Poehler, Zack Galifinakis, Benedict Cumberbatch, Will Forte, Matt Damon, Chelsea Perreti, Andy Samberg, Elisabeth Moss, and Tina Fey are locked inside a closet and forced to play cards for 24 hours. I would love to see that insanely awesome group dynamic.
    Suggested by   @ellasabo
  9. Amy Schumer and Jennifer Lawrence play counselors at a Christian Summer Camp.
    Suggested by   @eryn_noterin
  10. Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston star in a rom-com directed by Angelina Jolie called "Mr. And Mrs. Jones"
    Suggested by   @BWN_7
  11. Chiwetel Ejiofor loses a bet to his wife Taraji P Henson, and must join her in auditioning for a community theatre production of Cats, directed by Betty White.
    Suggested by   @BridgetMorrissey
  12. Jimmy Fallon and Justin Timberlake run a cupcake bakery/puppeteer school.
    Suggested by   @BWN_7
  13. Chris Pratt as McMurphy in One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest
    Suggested by   @clearcourses
  14. Sasha Grey in the film version of Noah Solloway's "Descent."
    Suggested by   @videodrew
  15. Fight Club 3 where two guys just endlessly talk about Fight Club and drink beer. For realism, real beer. Starring Brad Pitt and @pili_ervin.
    Suggested by   @pili_ervin
  16. Julia Louis Dreyfus, Amy Poehler, Tina Fey, and Melissa McCarthy in a remake of "Old School"
    Suggested by   @BWN_7
  17. Keanu Reeves and Gary Busey star as recently robbed bank employee roomies who wake up evening to find out their house is haunted by an extreme sport loving criminal who is surprisingly good at throwing clay pots. Whoopi Goldberg makes a guest appearance along with Flea from RHCP.
    Suggested by   @jz
  18. Goat to hell - a buddy comedy about a man and his good for nothing goat. Starring Jason Bateman.
    Suggested by   @Schneid
  19. When Harry Met Sally with Nicki Minaj and Drake. Nicki is Harry and Drake is Sally, obv.
    Suggested by   @margaretgill
  20. Justin Timberlake as a fake version of himself who falls in love with Amy Schumer, a wildly obsessed former and current NSYNC fan
    Suggested by   @kellybergin
  21. Greg Kinnear vs. Chad Lowe
    Like Batman vs. Superman but without the capes and cool gadgets.
    Suggested by   @avabellows
  22. Title: Uber Driver. Tagline: "Are you texting to me?
    Ryan Gosling stars as a mentally unstable desert storm veteran that develops an overzealous crush on a stripper(Emily Blunt) he picks up while driving for uber. He becomes delusional about their relationship and confronts the owner of the club(Al Pacino). As reality unravels for the uber driver he decides he needs to make the world a better place for her so he attempts to assassinate President Trump. Secret service stops him before its to late and President Trump makes America great again!
    Suggested by   @HisDudeness
  23. We need a Harriet Tubman biopic. Yesterday.
    Suggested by   @shanaz
  24. Kevin James, a former college football all-star, returns to D3 football as a middle aged man having a mid-life crisis. Hilarity...ensues?
    Suggested by   @JAust1414
  25. Animated comedy - A pair of socks go into a laundry matt and are thrown into the washing machine together. Only one makes it out of the dryer. Torn apart, the Left must now search for the Right and do whatever it takes to reunite. Called SOLE MATES. Voiced by Andy Samberg and Rashida Jones, among others
    Suggested by   @annashedd
  26. A happily married couple (Brie Larson and Miles Teller) are shown their future on their one year anniversary: in 5 years, they are both married to other people. Is it a joke or is it fate? And if it's fate, whose? Do they choose their own happiness and sacrifice the potential happiness of the other two people (if they even exist?)
    Suggested by   @annashedd
  27. Alternate starring Doug Stanhope
    Lou (Stanhope) is sentenced to death for the murders of his wife and son. He is adamant about his innocence, and begins to obsess over the idea of alternate realities, one of which, he believes, holds the key to his innocence and the name of the real killer. He immerses himself deeper into his own mind, where he finally discovers how to enter alternate reality. He travels through the surreal alternate worlds for the answer, and only during his lethal injection does he discover the answer...
    Suggested by   @elmiguel
  28. Bull ship
    Bill Hader is marrying Rachel McAdams but needs to win over her weird eccentric father John Cleese, Cleese tricks Hader into bringing a cargo of longhorn Steer across the Atlantic back to Britain for him. all is lost but with more Hader madcap monologues and cow related humour. 'Ship Happens'
    Suggested by   @JamClap
  29. Adam Sandler as a recovering drug addict living in NYC who discovers his high school girlfriend has a 8 year old son. Highly Dramatic.
    Suggested by   @dylandeweese
  30. Donald Glover and Adam Scott as mismatched partners I'm a Beverly Hills Cop reboot. Beverly Hills CopS (like AlienS). Shane Black writes and directs, Jonathan Banks plays villain (throwback to original).
    Suggested by   @mitchward93
  31. A mockumentary about the American teams headed to the World Air Guitar Championships. Starring Rebel Wilson, Sasha Baren Cohen, Amy Shumer, Rob Huebel, Melissa McCarthy, Adam Pally, Elli Kemper, Will Ferrel, Mindy Kaling, Mark Duplass, Adam Scott... and more! Cameos by Eugene Levy, Catherine Ohara, Jane Lynch, Jennifer Coolidge & Parker Posey...
    I would watch the shit out of that movie.
    Suggested by   @kendramalloy
  32. Bradley Nowell biopic. Low budget. Cast young unknowns, except Jack Black gets a cameo as Ron Jeremy
    Suggested by   @magebloom