PLOT TWISTS

If life were a movie but also life
  1. You are "the haters" ala Fight Club
  2. All the red flags in your relationship were foreshadowing that the audience yelled at you for but you couldn't hear them since you were too busy being the protagonist
  3. Enemies from your past (naps, healthy eating, cleaning your room) become unexpected allies in the battles to come
  4. It seems kind of hackneyed that you got your job through a friend or chance encounter but here we are
  5. All your exes make cameos later to thrill and excite long-time watchers
  6. You will lose one good friend who gets a spinoff in their own city and their own friends and it's weird because they were your friend but they're the leads of their own life now? Weird.
  7. Everyone is criticizing the lack of diversity