POOR AARON BURR

  1. Washington likes Hamilton more than the accomplished and smooth-talking Burr
    As the audience we agree; we know Hamilton rules! But also Washington, would it have killed you to put Burr in charge of things instead of Charles Lee? He was a general or something!
  2. Not even Jefferson likes him
    Not picking a side means having no allies; burr is so lonely he doesn't even have Madison
  3. When he swings by Hamilton's wedding party Lafayette says "you are the worst, Burr"
    He came through to Hamilton's wedding party! That's so cute! Cut him a break!
  4. "She's married. She's married to a British officer"
    Uh, that sucks.
  5. Hamilton was talking shit, hence the duel
    Burr just wanted to be in the room where it happens!