PUNCHLINES I'M INVENTING FEATURING MOSTLY FORGOTTEN MOVIES

  1. "Girl what's your angle? Changing colors like Rango/ acting crumby like some Panko"
    Rango was a chameleon!
  2. "Saw your new man; thought he was my homie though; so that's poorly received / like Gnomeo
    "Gnomeo and Juliet," known as "Gnomeo" by most serious fans, was poorly received
  3. (A girl power country song) "you're acting up and you're just talking rude/ no man-cave here- this ain't The Croods"
    They were cavemen, and there's a man-cave joke I assume
  4. "You can't stunt on me, liars-you ain't got the cash -Unaccompanied Minors
    Unaccompanied Minors didn't succeed at the box office, but I sure as shit rhymes it