1. Did Starbucks invest in you to make me discouraged in Independent vendors?
  2. How long does it take to serve a cup of iced coffee?
  3. Are all your employees new, both to this job and the concept of employment?
  4. Is Cambridge such a forgiving environment for coffee that we'll just take anything?
  5. How are you out of dark roast? It's one of two things!
  6. If I leave this line of two people will it seem like a proper huff?
  7. Oh cool, all the seating has filled up in the eight(!) minutes I've been waiting to order an receive a cup of coffee.