- •AutumnThe number one stunner, you idiots. Fall is about fresh starts, joy, excitement, light jackets, snuggles, Halloween and apple picking. The weather is perfect: warm days are beyond gorgeous and cool soggy ones have mystique.
- •SummerFun for the first half, anxious and annoying for the second
- •WinterSame as summer but cold.
- •SpringGo fuck yourself, spring. You show up for two okay-ish weeks at best and act like a full season? No. No. You're a soggy bitch kowtowing to winter. Plus allergies.