1. Autumn
    The number one stunner, you idiots. Fall is about fresh starts, joy, excitement, light jackets, snuggles, Halloween and apple picking. The weather is perfect: warm days are beyond gorgeous and cool soggy ones have mystique.
  2. Summer
    Fun for the first half, anxious and annoying for the second
  3. Winter
    Same as summer but cold.
  4. Spring
    Go fuck yourself, spring. You show up for two okay-ish weeks at best and act like a full season? No. No. You're a soggy bitch kowtowing to winter. Plus allergies.