SILLY THINGS I HAVE HAD NIGHTMARES ABOUT
You dream dozens of times a night; they can't all be winners
- •Students eating cake on the floor of the bathroomIt's not sanitary!
- •A lot of worms outsideMy shoes will get weird and messy!
- •My granola bar has nuts in itI am not allergic to nuts. I think even in the dream I was like "huh?" But my dream self was like (sleepy voice) noooooooo
- •I slept through my exam and got a CWhy would I get a C for sleeping through an exam? That is so generous and chill!
- •Students giving sassy retortsUh whatever
- •That Time magazine hemmed and hawwed in a profile about me and I felt they didn't really like me that muchNarcissistic, especially since I dreamt this as a teenager