1. It doesn't have to be interesting it has to be true, true is interesting
    After reading Jhumpa Lahiri
  2. An edit of Catcher in The Rye where "phonies" is inexplicably replaced with "honkies"
  3. Is the East Coast affection Stockholm Syndrome?
    It was a hell of a winter
  4. IPA parody for McSweeny's called "Hopfucker"
  5. Soylent Green was probably soy-people like tofurkey
    Spooky in a different way