THINGS I AM DEEPLY CONFIDENT IN

  1. My ability to ghostwrite amazing rap lines for Pusha T
  2. Ability to sneak diss my friend Seth specifically and expertly
  3. Having a good eye for talent versus bullshit
  4. Enjoying mainstream rap songs at a deep and deeply sincere level
  5. My ability to correctly divine the social intersections and intentions of my students
  6. Pulling off Normcore style