THINGS I THINK WHEN BORED ON TRAINS

  1. How would I handle being dropped off in 1974 with no proof I was a time traveler?
  2. What Magic: The Gathering ideas are cool
  3. Remember her? Should I text her?
    Maybe, but I won't.
  4. Is this person checking me out?
    Maybe
  5. How would I cultivate a perfect Lil Wayne album out of already recorded Lil Wayne songs?
  6. I am the best and greatest and assorted grandiose, amped excitement
  7. I am garbage and filth and assorted grandiose and theatrical loathing
  8. Winning imagined arguments