THINGS I THINK WHEN BORED ON TRAINS
- •How would I handle being dropped off in 1974 with no proof I was a time traveler?
- •What Magic: The Gathering ideas are cool
- •Remember her? Should I text her?Maybe, but I won't.
- •Is this person checking me out?Maybe
- •How would I cultivate a perfect Lil Wayne album out of already recorded Lil Wayne songs?
- •I am the best and greatest and assorted grandiose, amped excitement
- •I am garbage and filth and assorted grandiose and theatrical loathing
- •Winning imagined arguments