THINGS I'VE SAID WHEN STRANGERS SAY I LOOK LIKE BJ NOVAK AND I'M TRYING TO PLAY IT COOL
- •"Who?"Whenever some rando is smirking too hard about it I like to really push them
- •"That's funny, my mom says the same thing."If I'm trying to be smooth to a girl I don't want to name drop at
- •"We're actually just friends"Unpersuasive answer I tried to give at the Inglorious Bastards premiere. I wanted to imply I had my own impressive reasons for being there.
- •"I am BJ Novak and I'm on the next season of Game of Thrones"Everyone was pretty drunk