1. "Who?"
    Whenever some rando is smirking too hard about it I like to really push them
  2. "That's funny, my mom says the same thing."
    If I'm trying to be smooth to a girl I don't want to name drop at
  3. "We're actually just friends"
    Unpersuasive answer I tried to give at the Inglorious Bastards premiere. I wanted to imply I had my own impressive reasons for being there.
  4. "I am BJ Novak and I'm on the next season of Game of Thrones"
    Everyone was pretty drunk