THINGS I WOULD ROCK AT

  1. Being the coolest rabbi or Hebrew school guest speaker ever who disappears quick
  2. Giving a great supervillian speech
    I think the savory, playing-against-type would be super spooky and fun if I had the chance
  3. Being the funny guy in a rap crew
    Born for this.
  4. Being a salesman
    I am super good at pitching something I believe in.
  5. Being a tour guide
    I am terrible at directions and bad at exploring but great at talking and knowing nuances; in the rare occasion someone needs to know one of the three spots I know, I thrive.
  6. Brainstormer guy