THINGS JEB BUSH COULD DO TO SEEM COOL

  1. Get gauge earrings
  2. Vape
  3. Execute Pitbull for Treason
  4. Make the jerk-off motion whenever Marco Rubio
  5. Legalize weed
  6. Go too far and legalize shrooms
  7. Show support for Meek Mill in rambling instagram post about "real hip hop"
  8. Bet the state of Florida on one wild roll of the dice
  9. Show some skin out there
  10. Have a staffer re-list this with 😂 emojis