THINGS KID SAID TODAY

  1. I'm gonna eat you for dinner!
  2. You're a doofus and a sexy lady!
  3. Lev! Thinking contest! What are you afraid of?
  4. Did Ilana die?
    She's out sick
  5. (Pirate noises while holding a cracker as an eyepatch)
  6. Maybe Ilana had a baby
  7. Lev killed his son and has to go to jail