THINGS MY KIDS HAVE ASKED ME TO LET THEM DO

I'm almost honored they think I might approve
  1. "Can we have a marker fight?"
  2. "Instead of class can we watch Monty Python videos all day?"
  3. "One quick punch?"
  4. "Can I bite you?"
  5. "Can you sing a song while I'm in the bathroom?"
  6. "Can you go to jail for a million years and I be the teacher?"