The states really start to drop off after twenty five
  1. California
    Static
    The perfect state. Enormous and geographically diverse, unprecedented weather and beauty. LA plus SF as cities.
  2. Texas
    Static
    Texas could easily be a country, and a damn fine one at that. Enormous, strong. Dallas, Houston, and San Antonio aren't flashy but that's three cities you've heard of in one state- real quantity. And that's not to mention Austin and Tex Mex
  3. New York
    Static
    One unprecedented city plus a lot of farm land and surface area tacked on as a not unimportant freebie.
  4. Colorado
    Static
    Gorgeous and legal weed.
  5. Washington State
    Static
    Seattle and more.
  6. Massachusetts
    Static
    I'd put it higher personally but I'm trying to be objective.
  7. Tennessee
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    Hasn't done anything too fucked up in a minute
  8. Hawaii
    Static
    A one trick pony, but what a trick.
  9. Illinois
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    Chicago. Points deducted for weather.
  10. Pennsylvania
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    Philadelphia and Pittsburgh? Look, we're getting past the slam dunk states now.
  11. Arizona
    Static
    A lot of beauty
  12. Ohio
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    We're about due for Ohio
  13. Virginia
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    Kind of cool
  14. Georgia
    Static
    Atlanta?
  15. Oregon
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    Portland!
  16. Montana
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    Never been. Maybe should be higher.
  17. Utah
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    Seems nice, but in an unnerving way. Colorado with weird vibes imo.
  18. North Carolina
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    Dropped slots for being in the news lately
  19. Wisconsin
    Static
    "Sure, Wisconsin." State motto
  20. Nevada
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    Arizona but with gambling.
  21. Connecticut
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    Sure
  22. Vermont
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    Eh. Two boring states,
  23. Alaska
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    Higher for some, much lower for others. Points added for variety.
  24. Delaware
    Static
    Sure
  25. Maryland
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    Whatever. Two more boring states, but too humid compared to Vermont etc. You can swap each pair per preference.