WEIRD COINCIDENCES

Weird, right?
  1. That everyone else's success is just good luck
  2. That everyone cooler than me is secretly a poser
  3. That everyone more normal than me is boring
  4. That out of all the people in the world I am part of a very small group who is correct in my opinions
  5. That if only I were X I'd do a better job at Y, such as being the president of the United States.
  6. That I would survive a zombie apocalypse despite not being able to deal when Thai food is delivered too slow
  7. That every publication that rejected me is just a stupid clique of dummies
  8. That I am both the best and worst person of all time within the span of maybe eight hours