WHAT TO DO IF YOU HAVE NO FOLLOWERS

For I will be your list-pal
  1. Tell me
    I can't promise I'll get to everyone, but I'd like to. I write much better with an audience, even an audience of one, and I'm curious who you are and what world you have. I'll stick with you at least until you get a couple more.
  2. Follow a few other people with no followers
    Find them by loosely checking the recent followers of celebrities or the comments on this list. See if you like them-- you probably will-- and then follow. You'll be doing something cool and nice and also self-serving
  3. Tweet about List App
    You're the first explorers of a new sphere. Set up the homestead cozy and share it. I promise this isn't a pyramid scheme.
  4. Follow these people and add your name PEOPLE WHO WILL FOLLOW YOU BACK