1. Anxiety, unhappiness and fear all present and only likely to go stronger with age
  2. Growing sense that you'll be like his forever
  3. Squirmy itch to be somebody, anyone other than self
  4. Knowledge that nobody could possibly have sympathy for your entitled predicament
  5. Resentment of peers who have any sliver of superiority
  6. Knowledge that it only gets worse
  7. Fear of squandering what little corner of happiness you've carved out