Screenshots I Have On My Phone, Explained

  1. Screenshot of a snapchat my boyfriend sent me. My old roommate brought this giant bear home and we had no idea where it came from. My boyfriend sent this to me when I was in class and I couldn't stop laughing at him and his best friend
  2. Another snapchat. This time my friends cat. I'm allergic to the cat and avoided going to the apt so I could remain alive and breathing. In turn I got an apology snap
  3. This is screenshot I took the other day. I read a list of books to read and I snap this so I could remember to put it on hold at the library
  4. Proof that salt bagels were a real thing after arguing with my boyfriend over their existence
  5. Creepy, I know. But I was very excited about Baby Phelps! I had to send my friend little Boomer. We're pretty big Mikey Phelps phans