DAYS OF THE WEEK: ACCORDING TO JACK AND PIRATE

  1. Monday: they're leaving me?
  2. Tuesday: they're leaving us .
  3. Wednesday: they're leaving us.
  4. Thursday: they're leaving us.
  5. Friday: they're leaving us.
  6. Saturday: SPECIAL BREAKFAST DAY OH MY GOD WAKEUP THESUNISUPANDITISTIMEFOR S P E C I A L B R E A K F A S T!!!!!
  7. Sunday: Shannon left us? Snuggle with dad!