THINGS YOU CAN DO TO INSTANTLY FEEL LIKE YOU HAVE YOUR LIFE TOGETHER
Because life is hard
- •FlossExtra points if your gums don't bleed!
- •Put a glass of water on your bedside table at nightExtra points if you're sober
- •Buy kale at the grocery storeOnly counts if you actually eat it
- •Go to the dry cleanersExtra points if you're actually a paying customer while there
- •Complete a crossword puzzleI don't even care if you cheat, that shit is hard
- •Know where your keys/wallet areSorry, phone is too easy and thus, doesn't count