10 Things I'd Rather Do Than Get A Bikini Wax

  1. Hack through the Rainforest with a Machete
  2. Harvest the Wheat
  3. Trim the Shrubs
  4. Start a Forest Fire
  5. Mow the Lawn
  6. Hide in the Grass
  7. Weed the Garden
  8. Win a Scythe Race
  9. Dance with a Weed-Whacker
  10. Rip off a Bandaid