IMPORTANT ADVICE FOR COLLEGE STUDENTS

I am one so I have the authority
  1. 1.
    Sleep a lot
  2. 2.
    Do the reading
  3. 3.
    No seriously, DO THE READING
  4. 4.
    You will regret it if you don't
  5. 5.
    Unless it's one of those classes where you don't really have to.
  6. 6.
    But otherwise...
  7. 7.
    Do. The. Reading.
  8. 8.
    I did not do the reading
  9. 9.
    and now I have to read an entire textbook in preparation for a midterm.