THINGS THAT SHOULD NO LONGER EXIST

  1. Water fountains
    I mean they are disgustingly unsanitary and the water is always luke warm
  2. Instructions on how to leave a voicemail
    We know to do it after the beep
  3. A four minute microwaving window
    I feel like science has evolved to a point where something shouldn't taste the same whether it cooks for 3 or 7 minutes in a microwave