Weird Things My Sister Says
My younger sister is always saying something strange and off-putting. One day I started writing it all down.
- •You wanna know something weird I learned about bananas?
- •You made me look like a fool in front of the whole produce section
- •Arsenic is not that easy to get anymore.
- •Hummers for everyone!
- •Mac and cheese is not phallic.
- •That's the second time someone called me a nazi today. I guess I should reevaluate my life choices.
- •When I was nine, I did ballet for a year. I regret it to this day.She is 25
- •All my sexual dreams are about turtles
- •I'm very confused about sperm right now
- •Sometimes I wish I got hit by a car, just a little bit
- •Shut up Kelly Kapowski, no one cares that you're poorlShe gets really worked up over Saved By The Bell
- •I'm an important artist in this town.