Take your kids to these places and people will either want to hurt you or you will want to hurt yourself.
  1. Liquor store
    Double trouble: you get judged and tons of glass to break. Definitely ready for a drink when you leave.
  2. Bank
    My child never fails to break something on the banker's desk. Literally breaking the bank.
  3. DMV
    What's worse than waiting in an interminable line surrounded by the dregs of humanity? Doing it with a hyper child when you just promised yourself you wouldn't use your phone as a babysitter. I spy a mom about to lose her mind...
  4. Head Shop
    Don't judge. I go there for an herb that helps with my migraines, not what you think;)
  5. China shop
    Bull, toddler, what's the difference?