WHILST AVOIDING THE FEELS, I WISH I HAD NOT LEARNED THE FOLLOWING FROM AN APP CALLED "NEWS."

2016 is off to a Cray Cray start.
  1. Affluenza. Thought it was a joke at first, but being a rich brat is now a defense for murder. Turns out we shoulda put Norplant birth control in affluent women, not the poor ones.
  2. Catfishing. I remember laughing at a male friend who used to pretend to be a lesbian in AOL chats. That's creative, but it has evolved into one stinky trend.
  3. Sean Penn brought down my Ego-Hubrised Hero, El Chapo. Smoked enough of his brick weed in Iowa I feel as if I owe him a little sympathy.
  4. The Lottery. Yawn...time to face those feels I guess.