______ on drugs would be ______

Honestly I hope this becomes a wave, there are a lot of other examples.
  1. Dumbledore on drugs
  2. Would be Merlin
  3. *****
  4. Dumbledore
    Wise, mysterious, care for children, lots of magical power, and style.
  5. I mean you may not like Dumbledore but...
  6. Merlin
    Same : Wise, mysterious, care for children, lots of magical power, and style.
  7. But then he kept on smocking
  8. And do Coke
  9. So we lost the wise, powerful and mysterious parts
  10. The care of children part
  11. And the style part.
  12. Get well soon Merlin. Drugs isn't the answer.